The Adventures of Velvet Prozak
Velvet Prozak is the HIPPEST, COOLEST, LOVABLE, UNIQUE, SUPER NERD of the 21ST CENTURY!
Murphy's Law rules Velvet's world; anything that can go wrong, does. After being dumped by his model girlfriend, Velvet misses an audition, has his car towed, loses his french fry-costumed job and is in danger of losing his entire world. He seeks advice from his dominating, ball-busting manager, Sandra Greene, who advises him to just have a bunch of wild fun with girls, boys, apple pies or whatever pops his cherry. Following his manager and friend's advice he finds himself in a downward, comical spiral of events which leads to him discovering the secret that changes his outlook, career and ultimately his world.
The Wrong Side of the Bed
Bartholomew Fogglehorn is a 22year old actor who moved from the midwest and has been living in Hollywood, California for the past year. After landing a role on his first audition he began the rounds of casting looking for his next break when Murphy's law hit and anything that can go wrong goes wrong after waking up on the wrong side of the bed.
The Wrong Side of the Bed - [ Episode 01 (08:09) ]Bartholomew Fogglehorn is a 22year old actor who moved from the midwest and has been living in Hollywood, California for the past year. After landing a role on his first audition he began the rounds of casting looking for his next break when Murphy's law hit and anything that can go wrong goes wrong after waking up on the wrong side of the bed.
Ballz 2 the Wall - [ Episode 02 (06:44) ]Bartholomew meets with his talent manager in the hopes of getting his next gig and getting his manager to represent his model girlfriend.
Game Over - [ Episode 03 (07:03) ]Bartholomew plays basketball with friends and prepares to see his girlfriend model Jacqueline Sweet for the first time after she wanted a two week break cause he hasn't gotten his talent manager to represent her yet. He finds that love isn't always what you think. Guest Staring- CJ Gibson
Zack Attack, Andy Milonakis - [ Episode 04 (05:56) ]Bartholomew gets fired from his french fry costume job at Carney's after asking for a day off to attend a Star Wars Return of the Jedi movie re-release. Bartholomew attends a commercial audition and later that evening gets suckered into attending Zack "The Tank's" birthday bash at Castle Land's game and golf, by Jack his manager's assistant. Guest Starring- Andy Milonakis
Poody Tang - [ Episode 05 (06:25) ]Jack sets up Bartholomew on a blind date with his client Summer Andrews.
Summer's Coming - [ Episode 06 (07:20) ]Bartholomew goes on a blind date with Summer Andrews and sees there is more to Summer than meets the eye, as he finds out just how big his ballzak really is.
Line Wars - [ Episode 07 (06:05) ]Bartholomew camps out first in line at the movies to watch a Star Wars, Return of the Jedi re release and is removed by security for vagrancy, he makes a deal with a criminal attorney to keep him out of jail and on the screen.
Bong Off, Andy Milonakis - [ Episode 08 (07:07) ]Bartholomew books a national commercial called BON R POP with a famous super mode, Shay but to his dismay the add agency accidentally also booked Zack "The Tank" for the same role. They leave it up to Shay to decide who is her leading man but instead she leaves it up to Barth and Zack where Zack ends up challenging Barth to a bong off in a game of elevator. Guest Starring- Andy Milonakis
BON R POP, Andy Milonakis - [ Episode 09 (05:55 ) ]Barth and Zack end up in a competition with each other for the leading man spot in a national commercial BON R POP that the add agency double booked, which ends in a bong off and only one ends up Shay's leading man. Guest Starring- Andy Milonakis
Party Bus - [ Episode 10 (07:04) ]Bartholomew is invited for a party bus evening with his now A lister actress friend Blair Brooks.
Hollywood - [ Episode 11 (06:06) ]After a full night of party busing Bartholomew wakes up and see's Hollywood in a whole new light.
Where's My Money At? - [ Episode 12 (5:49) ]Bartholomew tracks down Jack to get his Bon R Pop commercial money.
- Saige Walker
- Jason Boegh
- Alley Meixner
- Saige Walker (Writer/Producer/Director)
- Akis Konstantakopoulos (Director of Photography)